Hello. It’s been a long time. Surely no one missed me. That’s okay. I didn’t miss you either.
I’ve spent the last weeks studying, taking exams and…playing videogames. That’s right. Videogames. I’m talking about Twilight Princess and Fallout 3. And a secret game.
Twilight Princess is the second (?) best game of the Legend of Zelda series. The best is Phantom Hourglass. For several reasons. Or maybe TP is the best… I dunno… Well, both are awesome and I love playing them… But TP is great. Of course I cheated…and looked for help on the internets (and Mythos freaked out), but still, it was awesome. Now, that Cave of Ordeals, or whatever its name is, is HORRIBLE. Especially those ReDead. They scare me and they scare poor Tsu (Link’s name in the game) and then he can’t move and then they hit him and then I freak out and then Tsu dies. But I’m going to kick their bony asses. I mean, I even killed a giant pig named Ganon. And I was, like, tiny. I can do it. I can do it. I can’t do it. They scare me. I’m scared. I’m scared. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Now…Fallout 3. It’s…addictive. Totally. But kind of frustrating if you’re like me and want to do everything in every side-mission. Or side-quest. Whatever you call it. Why? Because it takes a loooooooooooooong time and LOTS of pacience. It’s an incredibly complex game. Anyone who completed it at 100% must have played it for about a hundred hours. Or more. I haven’t even found the damned museum to get a dish outta there and I played the game for 15 hours. FIFTEEN hours. Who knows what I could have done in half of that time.
Oh, and it has bugs. Lots of bugs. Radroaches, radscorpions and that stuff. And teddy bears! It has at least 22 teddy bears! And sometimes the screen is all black and when my gun is touching someone’s head and I use the V.A.T.S. and shoot, I don’t hit the person and get killed. And I hate falling off bridges after I killing about 20 raiders and then, when, I try to do it again, they kill me just like that.
Oh, and that secret game. That secret Wii Wonder. Filled with secret secrets. With angels and creatures and transvestites. I’ll let Mythos talk about that later.
By: Tsu
PS: didn’t feel like logging in…so when this blog shows the names, please don’t think Mythos wrote this crap.
PPS: I write “and” a lot of times…
January 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm
H@X!1
I thought you also spent your time with ME. Guess that was your twin sister.
Fact: nobody has completely finished Fallout 3. NOBODY.
It’s got a lot more than 22 teddies as well.
And man, I already miss you.
January 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm
D’=
February 3, 2009 at 4:19 am
At first I was like ‘Mythos sure is excitable’ and then I thought ‘Mythos likes talking in third person’ and then I thought. And realized it was Tsu.